YOU KNOW YOUR FROM NORTHERN IRELAND WHEN.......

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM NORTHERN IRELAND WHEN.......

1 You know at least one person called Mackers.

2 You cringe when you hear someone from your city speak on national TV.

3 Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname.

4 Your Granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but not both.

5 A member of the opposite religion has been "after you"

6 You have been "de-begged"

7 You have had a telling off from your da which began with the phrase ´listen sonny jim...´

8 You have at least once in your life considered sniffing glue

9 You have at least one ginger mate, who you call ´Fanta pants´ at least three times a day

10 You know what a barrack buster is, and at one time this was your favourite carry-out

11 When your granny says "Yer ar$e is parsley!!!"

12 When you say in disgust at a lie yer mate told, "Aye rite dead on ball bag!!"

13 When you've ordered drink after hours from 'dial a drink'

14 You have bought '5 lighters for a pound!'

15 If you want to buy something semi legal like a dope pipe, ninja stars or nunchucks you go to Smithfield market